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Total Medals Earned: 211 (From 45 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,215 Points

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Poltergifts

Medals Earned: 2/20 (15/590 points)

Man Handler 5 Points

Kill an enemy with your fist

Survivalist 10 Points

Defeat 6 waves in a row without dying

Close Encounter 5 Points

Kill an enemy right before it reaches you

Jolly Killing 5 Points

Kill 100 enemies

Combo Madness 10 Points

Do a 6 kill combo

Present Frenzy 10 Points

Quickly open 5 gifts consecutively

Strike! 10 Points

Kill 4 enemies with 1 bowling ball

Too Hot For TV 10 Points

Electrocute at least 3 enemies at once with a TV

Deathmas 25 Points

Experience death from all enemy types

Efficiency 25 Points

Survive 5 minutes in Time Mode

Immortal 25 Points

Defeat 12 waves in a row without dying

Kingpin 25 Points

Score 1500 points in Bowling Mode

Naughty Or Nice 25 Points

Kill 1 of each enemy type

Spoiled Rotten 25 Points

Upgrade everything at least once

Spread The Joy 25 Points

Use all weapons

Dark Time 50 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Time Mode

Darkest Night 50 Points

Reach half the Wave Mode

Evil Dawn 50 Points

Beat the Wave Mode

Hell Time 100 Points

Survive 15 minutes in Time Mode

Well Prepared 100 Points

Fully upgrade all weapons and traps

Portal Defenders

Medals Earned: 4/23 (20/540 points)

Big Fuzzy Hug 5 Points

Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.

First Blood 5 Points

Hit your first enemy.

Jump-Man 5 Points

Press the jump button to take flight!.

Konami 5 Points

Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.

Exasperated 5 Points

View the game walkthrough.

Chamber Maid 10 Points

Defeat Mindchamber.

Fishmonger 10 Points

Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.

ZAMBONI 10 Points

Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.

Ambiguous Duo 25 Points

Defeat Stamper & Jeff.

BFFs 25 Points

Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.

Hollow Weiner 25 Points

Beat the game in Halloween Mode.

Nose Diver 25 Points

View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).

Zombiieez! 25 Points

Eat 5 brains in one game.

Finesser 50 Points

Beat the game without using bombs.

King of the Portal 50 Points

Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.

Kitty Litter 50 Points

Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.

Vegan 50 Points

Beat the game without eating any guts.

Over-achiever 100 Points

Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Reaching Finality

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/205 points)

Impossible to go alone! 5 Points

Get the pitchfork

Heart Master 50 Points

Collect every heart in the game.

You Won! 50 Points

Beat the game.

Daredevil 100 Points

Beat the game with three hearts.

Road of the Dead

Medals Earned: 2/24 (15/1,000 points)

Hood Shaker 5 Points

Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls

Hydroficial Intelligence 10 Points

Use a water jug to put off your burning engine

Blunt Force Trauma 5 Points

Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only

Flip Flop 10 Points

Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa

Gunslinger 10 Points

Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol

Meticulous 10 Points

Kill 10 zombies at low speed

Don't Need Wheels 25 Points

Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown

No Mercy 25 Points

Hit 25 civilians

Quick Draw 25 Points

Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots

Road Dominator 25 Points

Hit 50 highway soldiers

Road Warrior 25 Points

Defeat a helicopter

Wise Man 25 Points

Avoid 10 mutated zombies

Close Encounters 50 Points

Get all 5 enemy types off your hood

Nuke Watcher 50 Points

Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare

Pinball 50 Points

Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo

Speed Racer 50 Points

Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed

Tank 50 Points

Buy all the upgrades

Time To Spare 50 Points

Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time

Top Gun 50 Points

Dodge 10 carpet bombings

Zombie Sniper 50 Points

Do 30 zombie splatter hits

Dead On Time 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time

Hell's Angel 100 Points

Beat Highway To Hell

One Man Army 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Police State

Survivor 100 Points

Beat The Great Escape

Santa Fu!

Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)

Turbo Power 10 Points

Beat Level 1

Sounds Good 10 Points

Listen to all songs

Elfinator 25 Points

Kill 10 of each elf type

Oh Fudge 25 Points

Beat Level 2

Yellow Snow 25 Points

Beat Level 3

Nutcracker 50 Points

Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts

Paindeer 50 Points

Beat Level 4

Santa Fu Disciple 50 Points

Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy

Santa Fu Master 50 Points

Beat the final level without losing any energy

Determined 100 Points

Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters

King O' Christmas! 100 Points

Beat Level 5

Score!

Medals Earned: 9/21 (85/380 points)

Hospitalized 5 Points

Let's take this outside!

The Flash 5 Points

Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!

Thirsty 5 Points

Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!

Violence 5 Points

Put em up.

Alpha Male 10 Points

Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.

Booze Hound 10 Points

Drink til you drop.

Cock Block 10 Points

Chicks before dicks.

Hungry 10 Points

They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!

Multicultural 25 Points

Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!

Deaf 5 Points

The sound of silence...

Frotteurism 5 Points

It's just too hard to resist...

Quitter 5 Points

Only losers give up and go home alone.

Rejection 5 Points

Love hurts.

Scooter Rooter 5 Points

Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.

Beached As 10 Points

Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!

Sleazebag 10 Points

Can anyone say... Date rape?

Experimenting 25 Points

Proven to double your chances!

True Gentleman 25 Points

Treat her like a lady.

2's Company 3's... 50 Points

...a hell of a good time!

Casanova 50 Points

There's clearly no one that you can't please!

Score! 100 Points

You are officially the master of scoring!

Starmageddon

Medals Earned: 14/16 (295/420 points)

100_kills 5 Points

Reach 100 kills.

20_coins 5 Points

Collect 20 coins.

25_diamonds 10 Points

Collect 25 diamonds.

25_greens 10 Points

Collect 25 greens.

500_coins 10 Points

Collect 500 coins.

500_diamonds 10 Points

Collect 500 diamonds.

50_blues 10 Points

Collect 50 blues.

multiplier_x50 10 Points

Get a x50 multiplier.

1000_kills 25 Points

Achieve 1000 kills.

250_blues 25 Points

Collect 250 blues.

multiplier_x100 25 Points

Get a x100 multiplier.

1000_diamonds 50 Points

Collect 1000 diamonds.

2500_coins 50 Points

Collect 2500 coins.

multiplier_x150 50 Points

Get an x150 multiplier.

2500_kills 25 Points

Achieve 2500 kills.

game_completed 100 Points

Complete the game!

Super Mario BP Oil Spill

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)

FISHY ASSIST 5 Points

Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.

GLUG GLUG 10 Points

Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.

SUCKER 10 Points

Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.

BLOW ME 25 Points

Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.

MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points

Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.

OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points

Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.

TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points

Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.

AQUAMAN 50 Points

Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.

EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points

Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.

HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points

Kill at least five submarines in a single game.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Sydney Shark

Medals Earned: 10/17 (275/525 points)

AirbusA380 25 Points

Take down the Airbus A380

BAEHawk 25 Points

Take down the BAE Hawk

BroadcastHeli 25 Points

Take down the Broadcast helicopter

CH46SeaKnight 25 Points

Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter

CrocodileJet 25 Points

Take down the crocodile jet

DHC2Beaver 25 Points

Take down the DHC 2 Beaver

HH65Dolphin 25 Points

Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter

Kayak 25 Points

Crush 10 kayaks

Sailplane 25 Points

Take down the sailplane

Horse 50 Points

Kill 9 horses

NuclearRocket 25 Points

Nuke Sydney

Orca 25 Points

Eat 60 pieces of Orca

UFO 25 Points

Take down the UFO

Zeppelin 25 Points

Take down the zeppelin

Passenger 50 Points

Kill 30 cruise ship passengers

SkyDiver 50 Points

Kill 10 sky divers

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Tax Time!

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 10 Points

Forgo your worldly posessions.

Stick it to the Man! 25 Points

Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.

Auto Recall 50 Points

Send a Lexus back to the shop.