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Total Medals Earned: 211 (From 45 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,215 Points

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Looming

Medals Earned: 3/12 (40/500 points)

Traveler 5 Points

Enter a portal.

Excavator 10 Points

Collect at least 6 artifacts.

Archaeologist 25 Points

Collect at least 18 artifacts.

Repeat Visitor 10 Points

Make at least 10 visits to Looming.

Binary Abacist 50 Points

Collect all of the tally beads.

Lithocryptologist 50 Points

Collect all of the diagram pieces.

Lorem Archivist 50 Points

Collect all of the Lorem tablets.

Priest of Science 50 Points

Collect all of the Path rings.

Seecha Expert 50 Points

Collect all of the Seecha rods.

Xenopaleontologist 50 Points

Collect all of the Oarbor bones.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Meaty Boner

Medals Earned: 5/8 (50/150 points)

Beat Level 1 5 Points

Pass the first stage of the Castle

Meaty Meal Time 5 Points

Eat the meat off of a werewolf

Raging Hot Boner 5 Points

Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire

Beat Level 2 10 Points

Pass the Second stage of the Castle

Beefy Boner 25 Points

Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner

Beat Level 4 25 Points

Pass the fourth stage of the Castle

Bone the Head 25 Points

Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!

Beat Level 5 50 Points

Pass the fifth stage of the Castle

Mechanical Ice Apocalypse

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/225 points)

Lazors 5 Points

Get killed by the lasers

Patience 5 Points

Watch the entire credits scene

Showoff 5 Points

Submit your high score

Story 5 Points

Listen to the entire story

Suicidal 5 Points

Die ten times

tldr 5 Points

Skip the story midway

Bronze 10 Points

Finish under 3:20

Silver 25 Points

Finish under 2:50

Gold 50 Points

Finish under 2:20

Ninja 50 Points

Last four minutes without shooting

Winrar 50 Points

Kill the boss and save the world

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Miami Shark

Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)

Apache 25 Points

Crush the Apache Helicopter

LearJet 25 Points

Crush the Lear Jet

Mini 25 Points

Crush the Mini-Helictopter

Sheriff 25 Points

Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter

B2 50 Points

Crush the B-2 Spirit

B52 50 Points

Crush the B-52 Fortress

B747 50 Points

Crush the Boeing 747

Beluga 50 Points

Crush the Airbus Beluga

Concorde 50 Points

Crush the Concorde

SpaceShuttle 50 Points

Crush the Space Shuttle

Ducks 50 Points

Kill 15 Ducks

Sailor 50 Points

Crush 95 Sailing Yachts

Narcolyxii

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/420 points)

Enter The Nightmare 5 Points

Survive the first wave of attackers.

Deadzone 10 Points

Purchase the Stasis Generator.

Frosty The Ownman 10 Points

Purchase the Liquid Nitrogen Generator.

Imma' Chargin' Mah Laser 10 Points

Purchase the VX Land Obliterator.

Spray Them Down 10 Points

Purchase the Deranian Chaingun.

Ol' Skinny 25 Points

Purchase The Line of Death.

Lazy 50 Points

Purchase all of the Auto-fire turrets.

Lock And Load 50 Points

Purchase every single turret.

The Eternal Sleep 50 Points

Get the bad ending.

The Awakening 100 Points

Get the good ending.

The VX Specialist 100 Points

Beat the entire game without purchasing a single gun.

NerveJangla

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/230 points)

Stage1 5 Points

Complete the easy round

RankSurvivor 5 Points

Complete the game

RankBronze 10 Points

Finish in under 300 seconds

Stage2 10 Points

Complete the medium round

RankSilver 25 Points

Finish in under 250 seconds

Stage3 25 Points

Complete the hard round

RankGold 50 Points

Finish in under 200 seconds

RankNinja 100 Points

Finish in under 150 seconds

New York Shark

Medals Earned: 3/17 (45/480 points)

King Kong 10 Points

Killing King Kong

Trump Jet 25 Points

Crushing Donald Trump's Jet

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Balloon 10 Points

Crushing the balloon

Air Racer 25 Points

Crushing the Air Racer

Asteroid 25 Points

Crushing the Asteroid

Baseballs 25 Points

Catching 10 Baseballs

Coast Bomber 25 Points

Crushing the Coast Bomber

Coast Guard 25 Points

Crushin the Coast Guard Jet

Hindenburg 25 Points

Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin

Osama 25 Points

Killing Osama Bin Laden

Spiderman 25 Points

Killing Spiderman

Tram 25 Points

Crushing the tram

Containers 50 Points

Crushing 65 Containers

Cows 50 Points

Killing 28 Cows

Navy 50 Points

Eating 15 Navy Soldiers

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Paper Warfare

Medals Earned: 2/11 (20/395 points)

Airman 10 Points

Finished Level 2

Airman Basic 10 Points

Finished Level 1

Airman First Class 25 Points

Finished level 3 and Defeated Boss 1.

Master Sergeant 25 Points

Finished Level 7

Senior Airman 25 Points

Finished Level 4

Staff Sergeant 25 Points

Finished Level 5

Technical Sergeant 25 Points

Finished Level 6 and Defeated Boss 2.

Captain 50 Points

Finished Level 10 and Defeated Boss 3.

Chief Master Sergeant 50 Points

Finished Level 9

Senior Master Sergeant 50 Points

Finished Level 8

Major 100 Points

Completed the game.

Paradox Embrace

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/360 points)

Bridging the Gap 5 Points

Pass level 1

Withered Away 5 Points

Succumb to the clutches of death

Logically Delicious 25 Points

Pass level 6

Master of Mysteries 25 Points

Pass level 9

Naturally Talented 25 Points

Pass levels 1-3

Undeterred 25 Points

Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt

Demon Dodger 50 Points

Pass level 7 without getting hurt

Spacetime Traveler 50 Points

Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes

Speedy Runner 50 Points

Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes

Embracer of Paradoxes 100 Points

Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes

Pixel Purge

Medals Earned: 7/20 (70/490 points)

Evasion Expert (Bronze) 5 Points

Don't get hit for 30 seconds.

High Score (Bronze) 5 Points

Acquire a score of 100,000 or greater.

Slayer of the Peon King 5 Points

Defeat the largest Peon.

Level Climber (Silver) 10 Points

Reach level 10

Slayer of the Grunt King 10 Points

Defeat the largest Grunt.

Slayer of the Miner King 10 Points

Defeat the largest Miner.

Mine Sweeper 25 Points

Destroy 50 mines in a single game.

Slayer of the Splitter King 10 Points

Defeat the largest Splitter.

Slayer of the Waver King 10 Points

Defeat the largest Waver.

Hardcore (Platinum) 25 Points

Don't spend any skill points and reach level 10 or greater.

Marksman 25 Points

Accurately land 50 shots without a single miss.

Platinum Chain 25 Points

Reach a kill chain of 1000

Slayer of the Fume King 25 Points

Defeat the largest Fume.

Slayer of the Seeker King 25 Points

Defeat the largest Seeker.

Slayer of the Shield King 25 Points

Defeat the largest Shield.

Slayer of the Vessel King 25 Points

Defeat the largest Vessel.

Terminator (Gold) 25 Points

Defeat 1000 enemies in a single game.

Bestiary Complete 50 Points

Completely fill your bestiary by defeating 20 of each enemy in the game.

Master Trophy Collector 50 Points

Acquire all Trophies.

Defender of Pixela-RT 100 Points

100% the game (Acquire a gold star on the main menu for both Trophy and the Bestiary buttons)