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Total Medals Earned: 211 (From 45 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,215 Points

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Secret #1 Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
Newgrounds is an American entertainment and social media website and company. Founded on July 6, 1995 by Tom Fulp, the site primarily hosts Adobe Flash animations and games, but also features a music-oriented page, along with an art portal.
Secret #10 Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
A die (plural dice, from Old French dé, from Latin datum "something which is given or played") is a small throwable object with multiple resting positions, used for generating random numbers.
Secret #11 Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
A shoe is an item of footwear intended to protect and comfort the human foot while doing various activities.
Secret #12 Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
A computer is a general purpose device which can be programmed to carry out a finite set of arithmetic or logical operations.
Secret #13 Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
A smiley, smiley face, or happy face, :) or :D is a stylized representation of a smiling humanoid face, commonly occurring in popular culture.
Secret #15 Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
In the United States and Canada, a cookie is a small, flat, baked treat, usually containing fat, flour, eggs and sugar.
Secret #16 Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
Canada is a North American country consisting of ten provinces and three territories.
Secret #17 Unlocked 8/5/12
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A game controller is a device used with games or entertainment systems to provide input to a video game, typically to control an object or character in the game.
Secret #18 Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
Bowling is a sport in which players attempt to score points by rolling a bowling ball along a flat surface, usually a wooden or other synthetic surface, either into pins or to get close to a target ball.
Secret #19 Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
Television (TV) is a telecommunication medium for transmitting and receiving moving images that can be monochrome (black-and-white) or colored, with or without accompanying sound.
Secret #2 Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
A football helmet is a protective device used primarily in American football and Canadian football. It consists of a hard plastic top with thick padding on the inside, a face mask made of one or more rubber coated metal bars, and a chinstrap.
Secret #20 Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
Box (plural boxes) describes a variety of containers and receptacles for permanent use as storage, or for temporary use often for transporting contents.
Secret #21 Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
Dangerous Dave is a 1988 computer game by John Romero.
Secret #22 Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
The dumbbell, a type of free weight, is a piece of equipment used in weight training.
Secret #23 Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
Basketball is a team sport, the objective being to shoot a ball through a basket horizontally positioned to score points while following a set of rules.
Secret #24 Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
X is the twenty-fourth letter in the ISO basic Latin alphabet.
Secret #25 Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
The incandescent light bulb, incandescent lamp or incandescent light globe is an electric light which produces light with a filament wire heated to a high temperature by an electric current through it, until it glows.
Secret #26 Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
A fish is any member of a paraphyletic group of organisms that consist of all gill-bearing aquatic craniate animals that lack limbs with digits.
Secret #27 Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
Pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various toppings.
Secret #28 Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
Banana is the common name for herbaceous plants of the genus Musa and for the fruit they produce. The Moon is the only natural satellite of the Earth, and the fifth largest satellite in the Solar System. Banana Moon is a 1971 studio album by Daevid Allen.
Secret #29 Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
Goggles or safety glasses are forms of protective eyewear that usually enclose or protect the area surrounding the eye in order to prevent particulates, water or chemicals from striking the eyes.
Secret #3 Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
Coffee is a brewed beverage with a strong flavor prepared from the roasted seeds of the coffea plant.
Secret #30 Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
An arrow is a graphical symbol such as → or ←, used to point or indicate direction, being in its simplest form a line segment with a triangle affixed to one end, and in more complex forms a representation of an actual arrow (e.g. ➵ U+27B5).
Secret #31 Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
A sandwich is a food item, typically consisting of two or more slices of bread with one or more fillings between them, or one slice of bread with a topping or toppings, commonly called an open sandwich.
Secret #32 Unlocked 8/5/12
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Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from ground dry roasted peanuts, popular in North America, Netherlands, United Kingdom, and parts of Asia, particularly the Philippines and Indonesia.
Secret #33 Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
Money is any object or record that is generally accepted as payment for goods and services and repayment of debts in a given socio-economic context or country.
Secret #34 Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
Music is an art form whose medium is sound and silence.
Secret #35 Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
Shopping bags are medium sized bags, typically around 10-20 litres (2.5 to 5 gallons) in volume (though much larger versions exist, especially for non-grocery shopping), that are often used by grocery shoppers to carry home their purchases.
Secret #36 Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
A soft drink (also called pop, soda, coke, soda pop, fizzy drink, tonic, mineral or carbonated beverage) is a beverage that typically contains water (often, but not always carbonated water), a sweetener, and a flavoring agent.
Secret #37 Unlocked 8/5/12
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A hat is a head covering. It can be worn for protection against the elements, for ceremonial or religious reasons, for safety, or as a fashion accessory.
Secret #38 Unlocked 8/5/12
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Speech is the vocalized form of human communication. It is based upon the syntactic combination of lexicals and names that are drawn from very large (usually to about 10,000 different gagolizim words) vocabularies.
Secret #39 Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
A flying disc is a disc-shaped glider that is generally plastic and roughly 20 to 25 cm (7.9 to 9.8 in) in diameter, with a lip.
Secret #4 Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
Mail, or post, is a system for transporting letters and other tangible objects: written documents, typically enclosed in envelopes, and also small packages are delivered to destinations around the world.
Secret #40 Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
A taco is a traditional Mexican dish composed of a corn or wheat tortilla folded or rolled around a filling.
Secret #41 Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
A pencil is a writing implement or art medium usually constructed of a narrow, solid pigment core inside a protective casing.
Secret #42 Unlocked 8/5/12
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The apple is the pomaceous fruit of the apple tree, species Malus domestica in the rose family (Rosaceae).
Secret #43 Unlocked 8/5/12
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iPod is a line of portable media players created and marketed by Apple Inc..
Secret #44 Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
Fragaria is a genus of flowering plants in the rose family, Rosaceae, commonly known as strawberries for their edible fruits.
Secret #45 Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
A clock is an instrument used to indicate, keep, and co-ordinate time.
Secret #46 Unlocked 8/5/12
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Bottled water is drinking water (e.g., well water, distilled water, or spring water) packaged in plastic or glass water bottles.
Secret #47 Unlocked 8/5/12
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Rubik's Cube is a 3-D mechanical puzzle invented in 1974 by Hungarian sculptor and professor of architecture Ernő Rubik.
Secret #49 Unlocked 8/5/12
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A waste container is a container for temporarily storing refuse and waste.
Secret #5 Unlocked 8/5/12
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A mobile phone (also known as a cellular phone, cell phone and a hand phone) is a device that can make and receive telephone calls over a radio link whilst moving around a wide geographic area.
Secret #50 Unlocked 8/5/12
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Ketchup (also catsup, tomato sauce, or red sauce) is a sweet and tangy food sauce, typically made from tomatoes, vinegar, a sweetener, and assorted seasonings and spices.
Secret #6 Unlocked 8/5/12
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F (named ef /ˈɛf/, as a verb spelled eff) is the sixth letter in the ISO basic Latin alphabet.
Secret #7 Unlocked 8/5/12
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A hamburger (also called a hamburger sandwich, burger or hamburg) is a sandwich consisting of a cooked patty of ground meat usually placed inside a sliced bread roll.
Secret #8 Unlocked 8/5/12
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Cake is a form of bread or bread-like food. In its modern forms, it is typically a sweet baked dessert.
Secret #9 Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
Lego (trademarked in capitals as LEGO) is a popular line of construction toys manufactured by the Lego Group, a privately held company based in Billund, Denmark.
Winner Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
A video game is an electronic game that involves human interaction with a user interface to generate visual feedback on a video device.
Secret #14 5 Points An eraser (US and Canada) or rubber (elsewhere) is an article of stationery that is used for removing pencil markings.
Secret #48 5 Points Facial tissue and paper handkerchief refers to a class of soft, absorbent, disposable papers that is suitable for use on the face.
100 Percent 100 Points 100 (one hundred) (Roman numeral C, reinforced by Latin centum) is the natural number following 99 and preceding 101.

Medals Earned: 49/52 (245/355 points)

Alice is Dead - Ep 2

Hatter, Mad Unlocked 1/13/10
25 Points
The Hatter seems Madder.
Something Fishy Unlocked 1/13/10
100 Points
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
Happy Hatter 25 Points You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
Clam Sham Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/200 points)

Applez

Aversion to death Unlocked 12/18/09
5 Points
Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person Unlocked 12/18/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law Unlocked 12/18/09
5 Points
Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person 5 Points Stomp a cat while fat
Brutal takedown 10 Points Mid-air axe death
Like a chubby vampire 10 Points Death by spikes when fat
Skilled at not dying 10 Points Complete a hard level without dying
Slow and steady 10 Points Get to the flag when fat
Jump, magic jump 25 Points Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable 25 Points Complete a hard level without taking damage
Curious 50 Points Find a secret area
Godslayer 50 Points Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow 50 Points Vomit on the princess
Collector 100 Points Find all 3 secret areas

Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/360 points)

Armor Mayhem

First Blood Unlocked 1/25/11
5 Points
Kill 1 Soldier
Once upon a time Unlocked 1/25/11
5 Points
Complete the first mission
Ouch Unlocked 1/25/11
5 Points
Get killed by the map
Acupuncture 5 Points Unlock the Dart Gun
Amateur killer 5 Points Kill 100 Soldiers
Apprentice Killer 5 Points Kill 30 Soldiers
Death from the sky 5 Points Score a double kill with the Ion Cannon equipped
Delivery 5 Points Capture 15 flags
Give it back 5 Points Kill 5 soldiers holding a flag
Gold Digger 5 Points Earn 1000$
Kaboom 5 Points Unlock the Rocket Launcher
Master Blaster 5 Points Unlock the Plasma Gun
Ninja 5 Points Catch a flag in the air
Piggy Bank 5 Points Earn 100$
Rocket Rain 5 Points Unlock the Automatic Rocket Launcher
Seek and Destroy 5 Points Score a double kill with the Auto. Rocket Launcher equipped
Super Virus 5 Points Win a mission in Overdrive mode
Third time is the best 5 Points Score a Triple Kill
What time is it? 5 Points Unlock the Slow Bubble Gun
Will you ever learn? 5 Points Get killed by the map 10 times
All your base are belong to us 10 Points Control all the control points in a mission at once
Expert killer 10 Points Kill 200 Soldiers
Ion Blaster 10 Points Unlock the Ion Cannon
Keep going 10 Points Complete 50% of the missions
Mad Dough 10 Points Earn 3000$
Suit up! 10 Points Unlock all the armor styles
Weapon Master 10 Points Unlock all the weapons
Complete 25 Points Complete all the missions
Master killer 25 Points Kill 500 Soldiers
Godly killer 50 Points Kill 1000 Soldiers

Medals Earned: 3/30 (15/270 points)

Bullet Audyssey

My First Quantum Sidekick Unlocked 11/24/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Planet Sars Unlocked 11/24/11
5 Points
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
It's Over 9000!!!! 5 Points Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Planet Marcury 5 Points Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Rated E for Everything 5 Points Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.
OVERCHARGED!!! 10 Points Reach a max overcharge combo.
Planet Jupitupe 10 Points Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Planet Narpdarp 10 Points Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Planet Satamalat 10 Points Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Disco Fever! 25 Points Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Maximum Power 25 Points Reach the maximum level.
Planet Penos 25 Points Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Planet Plutoo 25 Points Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Save your Home Planet 25 Points Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
The Malky Way 25 Points Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Yellow Brick Road 25 Points Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Protecting Qweezleqwozzle from the Scum of the Universe 50 Points Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Crown of the Euphony Gods 100 Points Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).
Secret Synthesizer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/19 (10/395 points)

Butcherbugs

Puberty Unlocked 2/24/11
10 Points
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Temporal Lobe 50 Points Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Ladybugs Knocking Over Deadly Butchers 100 Points Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/11/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Communist in Space

Liberated Unlocked 11/21/09
50 Points
Beat the game
Qvit Stalin 5 Points Start already!
Over 9000 50 Points Win the game a certain amount of score.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)

Crush The Castle 2

I'm a Lumberjack Unlocked 9/6/10
5 Points
Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
Ladies First Unlocked 9/6/10
5 Points
Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Logged to Death Unlocked 9/6/10
5 Points
Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Prohibition Unlocked 9/6/10
10 Points
Destroy 100 barrels.
A Freeze is Coming 5 Points Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
Acidic 5 Points Melt 100 castle pieces.
Air Burst 5 Points Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Bombastic 5 Points Explode 100 castles pieces.
Death From Above 5 Points Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
Electric Boogaloo 5 Points Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
I'm Melting 5 Points Cover an enemy in acid.
Jack Frost 5 Points Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Last Laugh 5 Points Kill the Jester last on any level.
Oh The Humanity! 5 Points Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Priority Target 5 Points Kill the king first on any level.
Pyromaniac 5 Points Burn 100 castle pieces.
Throw Like a Girl 5 Points Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
You're Doing It Wrong 5 Points Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Veteran Crusher 10 Points Crush all castles
Golden God 25 Points Get gold medals on all castles.
Hell Froze Over Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Into The Void Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/22 (25/140 points)

Darnell's Recount

Floatin Unlocked 5/2/09
5 Points
Master the Fire Flip.
DownForwardPunch 5 Points View the COMBOS page.
Teh Intran3tz 5 Points Visit the links page.
The Election 5 Points View the intro movie.
Evil Dead 10 Points Get your chainsaw on!
Medication 10 Points Drink the mystery potion.
SupaSpy 25 Points Find all 6 secret areas.
Thanks... 25 Points Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Toasty 25 Points Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Animal Control 50 Points Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Recount 50 Points Defeat the class president.
UberPWNT 50 Points Shut down the UberBot.
Yes We Can! 50 Points Beat the game.
Must be the Afro. 100 Points Beat the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/415 points)